Western Saloon

[Rondy]

A cowboy goes into a western saloon and orders a whisky. It was so quiet he asks the bartender: "Where is everybody?"
"OH, they're at the hanging." The barman replied.
"Hanging?......who are they hanging?"
"Brown paper Pete." The barman informs him.
"Brown paper Pete, what sort of name is that?" he asks.
"Ah well," the barman says. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, and brown paper trousers."
"What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling."

[Bazile]

What's spurs you on Rondy ?

[Patsy33]

That creased me up! ..

[Tilly2]

You need paper to play Hangman!

[Togo]

Covered in brown paper? String him up.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll forward that...

Must have been thought of in the Falklands with their 'double brown paper bag' mentality......'put one on your head and one on his/hers, just in case hers/his falls off.'