Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I visited the local office of the RSPCA yesterday.
It's tiny. You couldn't swing a cat in there.

[Ken4155]

Bet Kurt Zouma could.

[1ozzy]

That's far from purfect Hoppy.

[mallyh]

this is tomfoolery

[Chipchopper]

I bet you had lashings o' fun with the nine tails

[Patsy33]

What a clawful thing to to joke about!
I think you got away with it by a whisker..

[Hopkirk]

(just a note in case anyone thinks I condone violence against animals, I absolutely don't. I make monthly donations to the RSPCA.
As Chipchopper alludes, the phrase swing a cat probably comes from the whip called a cat o'nine tails)