Three More

[Rondy]

Paddy buys a bath, but takes it back the next day complaining the

water keeps running out. The manager asks "Did you buy a plug?"

Paddy replies, "You didn't say it was electric!"

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In the newspaper it said 'Please look after your neighbours in the

cold weather'. Our neighbour is an 87 year old woman - not once has

she come round to check if we are alright. The lazy *** hasn't even

taken in her milk for 2 weeks!

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Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand.

"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor, still alive...."

"Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury him".

A little while later he gets another phone call.

"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera?!"
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[Ken4155]

Last one :-))))))