Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

I'm hoping to get my children's novel published soon about an orange b&q bucket that lives on the island of nantucket

The problem is I need to retrieve an earlier draft from my wheelie bin but edna mcsweggen from next door is out looking for her lost cat and her nightie is several sizes too small which may be too distressing for me to witness

[Mozz71]

Were you able to see her pussycat?

[Googlewerenohelp]

Going by this post, I am assuming that your novel is going to unfold here. Do continue :-)
Frisnit frisnit.

[carrot99]

Well if you hadn't let Brenda down she could have had a word with Edna about the nightie for you or even retrieved the draft.

[aelmpvw]

don't you just hate it when that happens . . .

[brian j john]

You're not new here you've been here since 2005

[Bazile]

Tell Edna to be careful of the wind up the Urals

[Bazile]

I see brian don't do tongue in cheek