The Queen And Charles

[Rondy]

The Queen and Prince Charles are traveling alone in a Land Rover on the way back from a lunch for the President of the EU. They have become separated from their bodyguards.

The Queen is resplendent in Jewels, Tiara and necklace, oozing in diamonds.

A man jumps in front of the Land Rover pointing a gun at them.

Prince Charles turns of the engine and winds down the window.

The man says "Give me your money"

Charles replies " I'm the future King of England and I don't carry money"

" OK " says the man " give me your credit cards "

"Well " proclaims Charles " For the same reason, I have no need for credit cards "

In desperation, he points his gun at the Queen.

"Give me all your jewels and diamonds "

Her Maj responds " I have no jewels or diamonds young man "

The Man looks at her, and it's true, she is devoid of all body bling

" Get out of the car " he said

They oblige, he gets in and drives orff

"Well, that was a close call " Charles twitters, " By the way, Mother, what happened to all your jewellery?"

" Well, whilst you were talking to that nice young man, I hid all of my diamonds in a place that even Phillip wouldn't have found."

Charles is bemused and his face demands further clarification.

" I put them in my Jack and Danny " states Liz.

"Thank God for that" retorts the man who talks to his sprouts

" It's a shame that Camilla wasn't with us...we could probably have saved the Land Rover"

[Sqad]

LOL.........

[seekeerz]

Oh, naughty !!

[Canary42]

Oh, you are awful ! ! !! !

[davebro]

bit below the belt!

[Ken4155]

AB's Royalists will be along later to behead you, Rondy.