The Fireman

[Rondy]

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife

"Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station...
Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."


The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".

"WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.

She replied "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAN, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!"

[Shaglene]

Being Jamaican, you would think that his hose was long enough......