Skipper

[Rondy]

Mum and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mum said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

[Smowball]

Lol.