Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I worked as a barber for a while, but I just couldn't cut it.

[emmie]

this deserves the chop.

[Hopkirk]

There weren't any fringe benefits.

[mallyh]

glad you didn't come a cropper with this joke x :-)

[emmie]

no, a cut above the rest...

[Bazile]

I bet having to stop , trimmed your takings , not being able to sell anymore ' somethings ' for the weekend

[Bazile]

I bet having to stop , trimmed your takings

Not being able to sell anymore ' somethings ' for the weekend

[piggynose]

Was you working in Seville?

[DTCwordfan]

This reminded me of:

,The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house."

The priest says, "Thank you very much" and leaves.

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 gold coins.

A few days later, a minister goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, "No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the cloth. It's on the house."

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 rubies.

The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay, and the barber says, "No, rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man. I can't take any money from you. Go in peace."

And the next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 rabbis. '

[1ozzy]

You need a permanent job..

[mallyh]

you had a close shave there x:-)

[aelmpvw]

barber jokes always razor laugh

[Chipchopper]

Such sad parting

[Patsy33]

We're your scissors blunt?..

[jaffa19471]

Were you not hair to the throne ?

[Ken4155]

"I just couldn't cut it." Let's not split hairs, Hoppy, you were useless.

[Ellipsis]

Hair today, gone tomorrow ...