Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Doctor:
Quick, he's losing a lot of blood. He needs a transfusion. What's his blood type?

Nurse:
B positive

Doctor:
I'm trying, but he's lost a lot of blood.

[mallyh]

this is a very gory joke x

[1ozzy]

It's not my fault that I'm a manic depressant.
My blood type is B negative

[mallyh]

very funy ....please excuse the typo x

[1ozzy]

Who couldn't forgive a heffalump in a tutu;-)

[mallyh]

all my efforts to give a witty reply have been in vein x

[emmie]

all this joking is blood curdling,

[Chipchopper]

What a clot

[Hopkirk]

Chipchopper, you get second prize for BA.

[Arksided]

As a Vampire I found that funny, especially coming from a ghost. (spot the Irony)

Nice one Hopkirk I needed a smile.