Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

Only if you aim it well enough.

[murraymints]

snigger

[Spicerack]

Lucky if you see one. Unless you go private where they make the costard to find.

[mallyh]

cor! this a peeled to my sense of humour x

[Ken4155]

Jokes like this give me the absolute pips.

[Chipchopper]

It will when granny Smith gets hold of him

[Arksided]

Core Bramley, being stalked.

[Patsy33]

Lol..