Repairs Depot

[Chipchopper]

When my outside toilet stopped working properly, I got straight on the phone to report the fault and get someone down to repair it.
A voice on the phone said, "I think you have dialled the wrong number"

I said" That is the privy council isn't it?"

[mallyh]

is this what they call lavatorial humour x

[Spicerack]

They should have sent black rod to look into it.

[Patsy33]

They must have thought you were around the bend..