Sado

[Rondy]

A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van (you know,
shag pile carpets, big double mattress in the back ... and all that) when
suddenly the girl , being a bit on the kinky side, yelled out
"Oh, big boy, whip me, whip me !"
Now the guy didn't want to pass up this unique opportunity, but he had no
whip , so , in a flash of inspiration , he opened the window , snapped the
antenna off his van and proceeded to whip the girl until they both
collapsed in ecstasy .
About a week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by the whipping
session were starting to fester a bit, so she went to the doctor .
The doctor took one look at the wounds and asked , " Did you get these
marks having sex ?"
The girl was a little embarrassed but admitted that , yes , she had.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaimed ,
" I thought so, because in all my years of practice,
you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen ."

[davebro]

chuckle-worthy