Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I just rang the council to ask permission to have a skip outside my house.

"Go for it fatty" she said "you could use the exercise".

[murraymints]

snigger

[DTCwordfan]

good one......

[emmie]

it is a good one.

[Hopkirk]

I think she misheard when I said a skip was good for my waste.

[mallyh]

i hope you take it on the chins x

[emmie]

waist not want not...

[Chipchopper]

"Garden rubbish?" she said.
"Well, you should see next doors" I told her

[1ozzy]

Try Hops followed by Scotch.
The kids play it differently to me, but they're healthy.

[mallyh]

i'll drink to that ozzy xx

[1ozzy]

Cheers dear lady ;-)

[Arksided]

A load of rubbish!!
Not she called you fatty, a bit ropey though. You actually got through to the council.

[davebro]

AndroidBrothers - most of your posts here seem to contain some element of ageism. I don't know how old you are - probably younger than most of us, but there's no need to prove it by acting childishly.

[Patsy33]

You should know the ropes by now..

[1ozzy]

Get in your corners, then come out fighting.