During a visit to the mental asylum,
Boris Johnson asked the Director
"what criteria were used to define a patient who is to be institutionalized."
'Well', said the Director. 'We fill up a bathtub and offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient to empty the bathtub.
'Oh, I understand,' said the Boris.
" A normal person would choose the bucket."
'No,' answered the Director. 'A normal person would pull the plug.
'Do You want a bed near a window Sir?