Drinks

[maggiebee]

A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can | get you?"

"Pop" goes the weasel.

[mallyh]

lol x
a white horse goes into a pub and the landlord says "we have a whisky named after you "and the horse says" what, eric" x

[Hazlinny]

A goat walks into a bar and orders a drink .." sorry", says the bartender, "we don't serve kids in here".

[JimF]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pint and a mop.

[aelmpvw]

when a horse walked in the barman said 'why the long face?'

[jno]

woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the barman gives her one.

[Ken4155]

The barman says, "We don't serve time-travellers in here." A time-traveller walks into a pub.

[Patsy33]

Lol!..

[maggiebee]

Haha, your answers are all wonderful. Gave me a much needed laugh.

[Canary42]

A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac and says, "I'll have a double whisky please, and one for the road".

[mallyh]

a dung beetle walks into a bar landlord says pull up a stool x

[mallyh]

a roman legionaire walks into a bar and sticks 2 fingers up to the barman.the barman says 5 beers coming up

[Shaglene]

Its good to get all the old ones on one page................