Chicken!

[saintpeter48]

How long can you keep a chicken in the fridge for?......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... I put one in last night and this morning it was dead!!

[ugly_bob]

you need to make an air hole for it.
will make your fridge less efiicient, but the chicken will last longer.

[warpig1]

saintpeter48, you just made my Friday, thank you.

[oldwoman]

Please give me your address as I wish to report you to the RSPB

[Daave]

lol that was funny....

[Lou Knee]

you leave it there till it lays an egg.............derrrrrrr!

[filthiestfis]

leave it in until it starts pecking a hole in the door

[trakcab]

trouble was you plucked it and it died of exposure

[mah82603]

Okay, are you talking about a live chicken in the fridge??? or am I just lost?

[normy]

OLDWOMAN, can we have your address so we can report you to help the aged

Saint...your gag was just the answer i was going to write... very funny