Benefits...................

[Shaglene]

I've just had a woman on the doorstep for the last hour explaining the benefits of brown bread....Hovis witness.

[bobbinwales]

You could of said 'gee, a hovis witness'

[davebro]

or "she's a hovis witness"

[Patsy33]

^^^
There was no knead for that..

[Canary42]

/// I've just had a woman on the doorstep for the last hour ///

Boasting again :-)

[DTCwordfan]

[DTCwordfan]

and with benefits:

[Hopkirk]

You should have asked her to show you her baps.

[dustypuss]

Doh!

[Chipchopper]

She must have been off her crust

[Canary42]

Did she show you her bloomers ?