Don't Try This....

[Chipchopper]

I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta

[1ozzy]

Could have bribed her with a penne,,

[emmie]

have a word in your shell like, these jokes are pasta sell by date.

[Spicerack]

Duh, packs of spaghetti are 18 inches long but the pockets in your macaroni 6 inches deep.

[DTCwordfan]

she should have put you in boiling water - three minutes as you are, presumably, fresh...

[ZebuSanctuary]

She probably wanted to farfalle your wildest dreams?

[davebro]

shoulda tried nicking some from the Edinburgh Festival - it seems to work with jokes!

[Ken4155]

Did she sling you in the penne?

[Patsy33]

Packet in!

[ZebuSanctuary]

@patsy33... Telling on you. That's a w-acist remark!

[Chipchopper]

Darn it, the bulge in my pocket was a dead give away