Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.

[Ken4155]

Why do they all respond to the name Bill?

[mallyh]

how did you find your steak sir,well quite accidently,i moved this tomato slice and there it was x

[Bazile]

mallyh

Does that happen often , or just on the rare occasions ?

[Chipchopper]

Are the up to the job ?, they'll just have to wait and see

[mallyh]

Bazile that made me chuckle ,well done x

[Bazile]

:-)

[Smowball]

Lol

[Patsy33]

I asked a waiter recently if he enjoyed his job. He said it wasn't great but it put food on the table..

[jno]

strange how Brits pay their bill with a cheque and Yanks pay their checks with a bill.