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The Student
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests.
The young man kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
The student asked, “Do you know who I am?”
The prof said, “No and I don’t care.”
The student asked again, “Are you sure you don’t know who I am?”
The prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle, then threw the papers in the air.
“Good,” the student said and walked out. He passed.
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The young man kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
The student asked, “Do you know who I am?”
The prof said, “No and I don’t care.”
The student asked again, “Are you sure you don’t know who I am?”
The prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle, then threw the papers in the air.
“Good,” the student said and walked out. He passed.
☺
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I was once sitting a 3 hour Law exam. After 1 1/2 hours I had completed three questions out of four. That gave me a whole 1 1/2 hours to do the last question. I was feeling rather smug and thought, "I'll knock 'em for six with this last answer". So I started writing, and writing and writing... Glancing at the paper again to check a detail I realised to my horror that I had misread the question and what I had written was totally irrelevant. I hastily scribbled it out and had to start all over again. I made it with two minutes to spare.
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