Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants.
It was Weggie Kray.

[1ozzy]

And the lifeguard with a lisp yelled "He's thinking "

[Chipchopper]

Fresh-water lobster of the underworld ?

[davebro]

"Kway" surely?

[Patsy33]

That's a cracker!..

[William51]

Is this the bottom of the barrel?.