Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil.

Faulty space suits.

[1ozzy]

If your wife wants sex in the morning you're an egg timer.
3 minutes and it's done.

[emmie]

or under done as the case would be

[DTCwordfan]

that will have her eggs nicely coddled.

they say that space like without a space suit is breathtaking.

[ZebuSanctuary]

You Clot. If you cannot be more Rhesus Positive then you need to Apollo-gise!

[Spicerack]

Donor give up the day job, zebu.

[Bazile]

The trouble with space is that there is so much space ; and yet you get people parking right up against you

[ZebuSanctuary]

// Donor give up the day job, zebu. //

LOL... No matter how hard I try to make them laugh, my efforts are always in Vein!

[Patsy33]

Hope you got a hot line to NASA. It's not exactly rocket science..

[Canary42]

/// yet you get people parking right up against you ///

My one-time boss came in to work one morning absolutely fuming - his wife had parked in a large car park with only one other car in it at the time - and she hit it !

[Bazile]

^^^
A lot more dangerous when you're in space and people park their ship right alongside you

[Chipchopper]

Great joke, I just couldn't think of a witty response

[Spicerack]

It's hard under pressure, chipchopper.