Yorkshire

[Rondy]

One day a woman from died and it hurt her husband who loved her dreadfully. So he got in touch with the finest head stone carver he could find - a man from Yorkshire. He said I wish to have on her headstone carved "Thine Is my wife". A few days later the carver told him it was ready and in its place over the grave. So he went to have a look at it and it read "Thin is my wife"
Immediately he contacted him again and said you have missed the "e" off my wife's headstone. The carver apologised and explained It would be done in the morning. The next day the man visited her grave a again and the head stone read "eeeeeeee thin is my wife"

[DTCwordfan]

oldie -

as is 'Visitor walks into a Barnsley pharmacist/gen store. Asks, 'Do you have any arrse-cream?"

"What yer like, Magnum or Cornetto?"