Side splitting

[jus some gal]

What is the funniest joke you have ever herd?

[RATTER15]

What do you do when you see an Elephant coming over the hill??

Put up your umbrella!!

[partyanimal]

Two guys set off to a fancy dress party dressed as a cow, they were a bit late so decided to take a short cut across a field, as they were half way across the guy at the front said oh no there's a Bull coming our way, ''what shall we do'' says the one at the rear, well, says the one at the front,'' I'm gonna chew grass, and you had better brace yourself''

[larkin]

A duck goes in to a chemists shop and says "can i have some lip salve please?"
the chemists says " certainly, that will be 75 pence please"
and the duck says "put it on my bill ".

[robbo82]

Did you hear the one about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack.

[fuggy]

man goes to the doctor and the doc asks what the problem is."it"s my sex life" what the problem then?

when i get up in the morning i have sex with the wife, again before i go to work. i come home at 11am and we have sex and the again a lunch. again before i go to work and agaian at 3 pm again at dinner then three times before i go to sleep/

whats wrong with you sex life.

it hurts when i 22nk.