Can I Help

[Bazile]

A camelid is at the checkout in a supermarket putting his shopping away , from the conveyor belt

A friendly store employee asks him - '' Would you like some assistance with your shopping sir ? ''

''No'' he replied - '' Alpaca , myself ''

[ToraToraTora]

groan!

[Spicerack]

Gave me the hump and all, 3t.

[DTCwordfan]

Are you trying to pull the wool over our eyes?

[drmorgans]

Actually the assistant said, llama help you.

[Peter Pedant]

Gave me the hump and all, 3t.
yeah foo
can I lift it for you sir, no I can hump it myself thank you

[Spicerack]

I've been trying Aldi to squeeze a Lidl vicuna pun in without success. ;-(

[drmorgans]

Assistant says; Aldi everything to help, any Lidl thing, just ask.