Budgie..............

[Shaglene]

A budgie escapes from its cage and humped the family dog.
The owner says, "I've got puppies going cheap if anyone wants one."

[davebro]

a shaggy dog story I think

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[DTCwordfan]

And innocently I first read about Dick and Jane and their dog spot. Their sister was sally - I never knew that she crossed the budgie, aka 'Humpy' with the dog. However, I did know that their cat was the puff of the family.