Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was.

She said "March first".

So I walked around the room, and asked her again.

[murraymints]

hmmmm coat !

[1ozzy]

No doubt she was in August company,,

[emmie]

did you ask her "may i have this dance"

[Spicerack]

You'll have to get her a bunch of daffs.

[Hopkirk]

I don't want to spoil her!

[Spicerack]

Quite right. I got carried away there.

[mallyh]

were you paying attention to her or do you have a heart of oak x



(heart of oak was my favourite tune to march to when i was a wren )

[Ken4155]

Did she make you stand to attention?

[Spicerack]

^There's always one, isn't there.

[Ken4155]

^
At ease, Spicey :-)

[Chipchopper]

Well, that's a step in the right direction

[Hopkirk]

I keep forgetting her name. My last girlfriend was Jan. This one is either April, May or June.

[Patsy33]

Did she give you a pinch and a punch?..

[ZebuSanctuary]

// Did she give you a pinch and a punch?.. //

No she didn't. But did say, 'Three stripes and you are out' soldier!

[Hopkirk]

I remember her name now. It's Julie.