Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A policeman pulled me over and said "papers!".
I replied "scissors" and drove off.

[emmie]

surprised he didn't hit you with a rock...

[Chipchopper]

I'm sure the long arm of the law will be reaching out for you

[mallyh]

will you be arrested for being on the game x

[DTCwordfan]

you must have been stoned to have said that...