Selling The Dog
A chap is walking his dog past the vicarage he looks in the window and sees the vicar masturbating ,
He whips out his cameraphone and takes a picture
He later shows the picture to the vicar who is mortified and asks how much he wants for it. "Well," said the chap "I have been trying to sell my dog so if you buy it for £200 i will tear up the photo."
Reluctantly the vicar agrees gives the chap £200 and the photo is duly torn up. The vicar takes the dog home and his wife says "What a cute little dog how much did you pay for him?"
"£200." says the vicar
"Good grief." says his wife "They must have seen you coming."