A Psychaitrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children, "You all have obsessions" he observed.
The first mother Mary he said " You are obsessed with eating" you have even named your Daughter Candy
He turned to the second Mum, " Ann your obsession is with money" it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.
He said to the third Mum "Kathy your obsession is with alcohol" shows in your child's name Brandy
At this point the fourth Mum Joyce quietly got up and took her little boy by the hand and whispered "Come on Dick" this guy has no idea what he is talking about "Lets go and pick Willy up from school and go home."