And, There's More

[Rondy]

I said to my doctor "I keep thinking i am a bell he said take these tablets and if they don't work give me a ring."

I gave my bald friend a comb he said i will never part with it.

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?

I put a pound in a change machine but nothing changed.

My wife says our sex life is like a news bulletin its brief unexpected and usually involves a disaster.

My wife is like an angel she is always up in the air harping on about something.

I told my doctor I keep dreaming I'm a billiard ball. He told me to get to the end of the cue.

I told my Doctor I was a kleptomaniac, he gave me some tablets and said if i wasn't cured in a week, to come back, with a 50 inch tv.

[Patsy33]

Lol!
Love the kleptomaniac one.. :-))

[Canary42]

Yes, last one's my fav too :-D