Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
(I Polished it off)

[mallyh]

hope you started with a full English x

[Chipchopper]

Did you have the Greasy plates to wash up ?

[Patsy33]

I just pop to Iceland for my food

[Bazile]

Did you 'czech 'out the 'states' of the kitchens before you ate the food ?

[Canary42]

Did you attack a further course with New Zeal, Landing up in the loo.

[mallyh]

did you have the meals togo x

[JJ109]

Christmas cracker joke

What disaster happens if a certain dish is dropped on Christmas Day?

The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece and the destruction of China

[Ken4155]

Well done, Hoppy. Armenia have to to some to come up with so many countries in such a short paragraph.
I recall sitting down to Christmas dinner one time and, tasting the garlic sprouts, i said to my girlfriend, "Ee Belgium, Georgia, tha's done a reet grand job wi' them sprouts. Italya, i haven't tasted any better" Her 4 siblings, Den Mark Poll and Dora, all agreed.
"France very much," she said, blushing a little.
After dinner someone suggested playing charades. "Ukraine if you want to," said Den, i've Monaco and deliver some gifts ." "Oh come on, Romania for just one game," said gran.
So we all played Charades and, though i don't like to Croatia, i won.

[Ken4155]

Armenia have to 'go' some, it should read.

[JJ109]

You Moldova that for how long Ken?

[zebo]

Reminds me of one from my playground days!
Germany was Hungary so they took a bit of Turkey and dipped in into Greece

[Ken4155]

JJ109, i actually forgot that Den had to deliver gifts to his 4 kids who live with their mum. Their names are Bella, Russ, Ian and Getrude.