Golfing Pals
Two men were playing a round of golf when they got held up by two women playing the fifth hole. One said to the other, "Go and ask if we can play through."
So off he went, got about ten yards from the women, turned round and came back.
"What's wrong?" asked the first guy, "Why didn't you ask them?"
"It's a bit embarrassing," the man replied, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my bit on the side!"
So the other man said he would ask them, got ten yards behind them, and turned round and came back.
He looked at his companion and said "What a coincidence!"