bad day.

[Daave]

what is the least painful way of dieing?

[WaldoMcFroog]

Quickly, at a ripe old age, when you don't particularly expect it, but also don't fear it either.

If you're having that bad a day, please phone the Samaritans or someone who can listen to you.

[Daave]

it was a jestful quiestion.. i hope that not too many people write detailed answers!

i heard drowning was supposedly painful, then calm but strange feeling...

how would anyone know? anyone who has actually drowned properly has gone now? how would they know if it was painful!!!!

[THECORBYLOON]

If you are going to die, can you please do it over there in the corner with as little noise as possible

Thank-you

[Daave]

thats more or less what i was thinking...

i was going on the

(less painful) = (less noise) theory

(which i just made up)

[THECORBYLOON]

Oh and one more thing, if you could put all yir valuables in a box marked for ma attention (might be an idea to close all yir accounts and put the cash where I can get at it, saves a lot of time and trouble wi the paperwork)

Thank-you

[Daave]

aha.... id forgotten all about sorting all that kind of thing out...

im afraid it wont be a very big box.. but will first class post do? royal mail special delivery is quite expensive...

[THECORBYLOON]

No sense spending money on the post, just leave the box in the opposite corner so the smell doesn't affect it.

Thank-you

[Catso]

No, I wouldn't fancy drowning. Must be horrible. And slow.

I'd think being shot in the head was the least painful, presuming it was fatal (sometimes isn't).

[Homer55]

I actually worry about things like this, is it going to hurt, what if there is just nothingness after you pop your clogs, I think id need to go in a way that was fast and so i defo didnt expect it, dying of old age just doesnt sound appealing to me, know that its going to be soon, I know the alternatives arent particularing eye opening either, I think if i had to go it would have to be very fast and very extreme like a hang gliding incedent where i got hit by a plane or something

[Llamatron]

Dodgy boilers sound like the way to go.
We often read in the news of someone dying in their sleep because of Carbon Monoxide poisoning due to a badly maintained boiler.

[peachy51]

hi... i hate the fact that i will die ... how can i no longer be around!!!! it beats me , i dont wanna get old too.... i know there are thousands and millions of fit oaps.. but i just dread the fact im getting older ... and im only in my 30s !!! but in answer to your question...i hope to go quick when im old and fit and in my sleep