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Rondy | 16:29 Thu 13th Apr 2023 | Jokes
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I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder.

I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me back two saxophones'
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Refer to maggiebe post on 17 March. You really must stop copying other people's jokes, or head them as a repeat.
17:56 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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A joke about an airport - easy.

Heathrow
17:57 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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How many American sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Kenny G would have done it.
18:01 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage. Cases continue to rise…
18:12 Thu 13th Apr 2023

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