I walked into the living room and there was a fella in a canal boat.
I said "You can't come barging in here!"
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I've just watched the Chubby Checker story.
There's a fantastic twist at the end..
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I asked the Postie why he always wore shorts
He replied that he would probably be arrested if he didn't.
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Bought some packets of reject biscuits the other day…..
Some tasted like Lino, some like wood, others a bit carpet like…
They had obviously got a flaw in them……
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