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Rondy | 10:01 Sun 28th May 2023 | Jokes
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Old fashioned school duplicating machines required the operating handle to be left in a straight down position to prevent ink leaking out whilst not in use. many of these had signs stuck on asking users to ensure that this happened.

One in particular I saw said ''please leave the handle at six o'clock '' to which some one had added ''sod that I go home at five''
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The best sign i ever saw was on a durex machine in the pub gents. 'Made to British standards', it proclaimed. To which some wit had scratched underneath, 'So was the Titanic'.
I did see a properly made sign on a church that was having renovations carried out. It Read "Trespassers will be forgiven".
The PE staff changing room, at the school that I taught at, had a filing cabinet drawer labelled "PE Stationary". I often wondered how that was accomplished ;-)
My boss decided to put up signs around the building to encourage various aspects of safety. In the staff washrooms he had a large sign with " Think" written on it above the hand basins. This stayed up until somebody put up a sign beside the soap dish, which read "Thoap".
In front of a old messy house there and a sign where someone could put an I between To Let.
That was a Banda machine. Nightmare!
A spirit duplicator which drove you to drink. (After school)

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