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My kids wanted me to read them a story as soon as possible.
So I read them a story from ASAP's Fables.
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I accidentally downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar app....it keeps draining my battery.
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The recipe told me to separate two eggs - so I put one in the bathroom and one in the kitchen - not sure what I have to do next ....
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Just bought a phone from a vicar It’s pray as u go.
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Looking for someone to look after my pigeons while I’m on holiday.
The Ad for a birds carer attracted some weirdos.
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I've just seen Suggs walking down my street.
I guess that's the first sign of Madness.
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