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[Rondy]

Yesterday I went rock climbing and the guy above me kept farting.
It was by far the worst ass scent I’ve ever had to deal with.
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I went to the local video shop and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever.
They said no, you’ll have to bring it back tomorrow.
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'I still remember what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket'
'What's was it. ah yes."
'I wonder how far I can kick this bucket'...............
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Can't wait to see that new movie 'constipated'........
It hasn't come out yet though!
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[DTCwordfan]

No 2 on Batman reminds me of the guy who walks into the main Glasgie library to be confronted with a grey-tweeded woman with horn-rimmed glasses. "Do yer have a book on suicide?"

"Awae wi ye, yer basstard, yer nae bringin' it back."