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[Rondy]

Just caught my penis in my zip…
God it hurts. No more zip up boots for me!
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The bloke who runs our local auction died today.
He was very young…
He must have only been thirty, thirty five, forty, forty five, fifty, going!
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Erik ten Hag has said Man Utd will be in the top 4 by Christmas, even if he has to write the song himself!
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Months ago I went for an audition for the lead in a West End production of the life story of Vincent Van Gogh.
I really really wanted the part and I did everything I could to get it.
When they rang to tell me I had got the role, I couldn't believe my ear.
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I once had a Dutch girlfriend.
She was a terrific kisser.
I called her Two Lips from Amsterdam.
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[Patsy33]

Love 'em! 😆