or stick on six packs. You can also get stick on hair chests too.
Seriously - most girls don't care about stuff like that. What we look for is a guy who cares for us, feeds us chocolate and don't roam like randy tom cats - and feed us chocolate.
You might as well have said IMPOSSIBLE! How you gonna get defined abs without exercising them? You can't. Sorry.
Hey, dontcha think if it was that easy, every guy would have a rippling 6 pack?!
"How'd you get those?"
"Oh, you know, eating chips and sitting on my arse...."
lol