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[Rondy]

Doctors have discovered that wearing a baseball glove increases your chances of catching something!
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For takeaways, I'll only order escargot or turtle soup.
I don't like fast food.
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The wife is showing the first signs of Alzheimer's.........
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
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My friend looks just like Brian Blessed, although she wishes people would stop telling her.
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BREAKING NEWS
The A46 has become blocked after a lorry shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes...Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
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When my mate woke up this morning, his wife had him in a head lock.
He thinks she had a wrestlers nights sleep.
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[Ken4155]

🤣

[Patsy33]

Made me laugh..😆

[Old_Geezer]

Not bad at all. Won't remember them though.  :-(