And There's More

[Rondy]

A thief in the butcher shop got charged with chop lifting.
Judge said he mutton do it again.

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I asked my mum why she had a box of persil on top of her telly…..
Turns out she had no aerial.

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Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this £10 and buy a new pair!"

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I told my wife l saw a fox on the way to work this morning.
She said 'How do you know he was on his way to work?'

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[Patsy33]

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