And There's More

[Rondy]

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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I saw a man coming out of Buckingham Palace covered in wallpaper so I asked him what happened.
He said he’d just been decorated by the King.
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Went to B&Q today and bought a tin of paint, the checkout operator asked if I wanted it in a bag....
I said no just leave it in the tin!
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The Police are investigating after a human bone was dug up in the garden of Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys.
It’s a shin.
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[retrocop]

Does the cook book tell you how to prepare Not Poodles.