A Small Church

[Rondy]

A priest was sent to a very small church in the outer Hebrides. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn't think that he could have made it without his Rosary and two martinis each day.
With that the priest said to the Bishop, "Would you like to have a martini with me?"
The Bishop said, "Yes, that would be nice." The priest turned around and called toward the kitchen, "Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"

[DTCwordfan]

[DTCwordfan]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row ofdecanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but Imust first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out, you moron, you're on my side."