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[Rondy]

I dig, you dig, we dig,
he digs, she digs, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it is very deep.
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The wife said 'lets go out and have some fun tonight'.....
I replied 'okay - but if you are home before me leave the hall light on!'
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My neighbour, she’s single. She’s single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street.
I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, ”I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!”
“Great” she said. ”Can you watch my dog?”
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I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate my iPad and my tech guy who I rely on is asleep.
He's 5 and it's way past his bedtime.
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[Patsy33]

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