And There's More

[Rondy]

Me: I can't see my penis because my stomach is so big.
Doctor: You should diet.
Me: Okay but what colour!

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I got onto a plane at the airport this morning and it had an aisle that went on for ages.
It was a long hall flight.

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The longest ever drum solo was
11 hours and 13 mins. Performed by the kid behind me on my flight to Australia.
It was followed by the longest ever free fall by a child.

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Last year I found a Genie in a bottle.
The Genie said 'what would you like - a bigger penis or a better memory?'
I can't remember what happened next!

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I didn't want to eat a pack of 24 lion bars but sometimes you have to swallow your pride!

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[Patsy33]

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