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[Rondy]

This guy was staggering along the road, much the worse for the drink, throwing empty beer cans into the street and falling into peoples gardens. His singing gained the attention of a passing policeman who decided to question him.
"What do you think you're doing there?" the policeman asked.
"I'm on my annual works outing" came the slurred reply.
"Then" the policeman queried, "where are all the others?"
"Ah" the man grinned, "You see officer, I'm self employed!"

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Scientists say that it may be possible to live on Mars…I tried it for a month and put on three stone!

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I’ve just found out that Steffi Graf has a sister named Polly, and I’m not lying.

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Prince Andrew has broken the rules.
He’s taken Joe public for fools!
His life is a mess,
It’s time to confess…
To where he put his Crown Jewels!

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My wife got so fed up of my obsession with planes she took off.

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I was in a Café happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...
Said I was Dunkin' disorderly.

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[Patsy33]

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