last person to answer.....WINS!

[potterfan3]

the title explains it all

[Hopkirk]

Just creosote the tortoise 

[Hopkirk]

Either that or teach it to skateboard it's way from trouble.

 

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[dustypuss]

So how do you get  wheels that small.

[dustypuss]

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

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Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

 

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

 

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

 

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

 

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

 

 

[Hazlinny]

Sorry to disappoint, Hoppity, but "Scotland's not coming home" y - e - t ⚽

[Kidd72]

Good one Dusty... 😂 and 🤣 at the tortoise clip I watched it a few time.

[dustypuss]

Not to  be one  of those stupid people who correct everything you say but! It's actually a terrapin.😉

[dustypuss]

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[dustypuss]

^^^Just received ^^^ 😺

Only second prize tho😿.  First prize was a week at Lake Como Italy. All  I need now is something to put in them.

[Hazlinny]

Well done you 😊  Lake Como would have been wonderful but hey ....  I'm still waiting 🚢

[Kidd72]

That's ok on those extremely very rare occasions that I'm mistaken I don't mind being corrected, besides I'm not a Reptile man. 

[Hazlinny]

Kiddo/  Message for Arky - his thread might end soon ... I think.

[Kidd72]

Thanks, the number of posts has definately declined in the past month... it maybe coming to an end of the re-boot. I did always have a number in mind of what it drops below when I'd stop even taking into account 25% might be my own. That was about a year ago when I thought about it... but still seems popular with some ... so see how far it goes...

[Hazlinny]

It's missing Canary, Ozzy and Moorea for three.  I would certainly miss it and the people who post.  Btw I meant this month's post!

[Hazlinny]

^^^  this month's thread not post ... 

[Hazlinny]

Any photos from Wednesday, Kiddo?  🐶 😸

[Kidd72]

No I didn't take any, by way of a change I barely touched my phone most of Wednesday.

[Hazlinny]

How are Sleepy, Bashful and Grumpy this fine June morning?  Anything exciting on the cards today? 😄 don't feel obliged to answer, just testing. x

[dustypuss]

I spent 5 hours spraying a 30 foot fence in the back garden yesterday.  As I can hardly move today I'm going to do sweet nothing . Going to Prezzo tonight for pizza. Ps.if I'm Sleepy, who's Bashful and Grumpy😉

[Hazlinny]

Getting a pizzza the action then? 😃 Dunno except that Kiddo can be all three in one day 🤣