Valuable Advice

[sunny-dave]

It's hard to believe - but apparently this has become a problem yet again during the current hot and sticky spell :

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/24/please-not-put-ice-lollies-vagina-cool-10453504/

To quote various other threads, they do indeed walk among us ...

[drmorgans]

 

Their gait might be a little awkward though.

 

[TwoShortPlanks]

Glad you reminded me S-D 😜

[ToraToraTora]

These warnings never penetrate.

[jackthehat]

"Some people might be so hot that......"

I think the word they are looking for is women, for goodness sake....

[sunny-dave]

Even The Metro is in thrall to the Gods of Wokerat, JtH 🙄

[douglas9401]

Word is it all started at a book club when their text of the week was Ice Cold In Alex.

A cure was sought via Fanny By Gaslight.

[naomi24]

The language could have done with a little thoughtful editing.  'There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there'.  Cool!!

[naomi24]

Tena lady anyone?  😂

[Hopkirk]

Isn't that what Mars bars are for? Alleg

[Hopkirk]

Alleg

[Hopkirk]

What's going on?

A l l e g e d l y

[douglas9401]

When asked if she could identify the confection purely by feel one particularly sensitive young lady said 'It's Fab'.

[mushroom25]

// When asked if she could identify the confection purely by feel //

that definitely applies in the case of a "knobbly bobbly"........

[david small]

A Magnum or a Feast? Decisions, decisions...

[cashier]

Just given a whole lot of people something to try, that they might never have thought of.

[Hazlinny]

Sales of Raspberry Ripple Screwball have escalated😄

[Tilly2]

Some like it hot!

[Patsy33]

Whatever got into them? They all need a calippo around the ear!..

[douglas9401]

A finger of fudge just ain't making it any more.

[jourdain2]

I'm keeping out of this one!